Wednesday, December 23, 2009

2010: a few predictions...

Here are my top predictions for 2010 in all different categories. What do you think? Comment!
  1. Golf? What's that?: Golf viewership will go down exponentially, and the sport will cough and spurt its way through a year of epic failure. All because of one incontinent Tiger.
  2. Cap and Trade fails: the world will realize that cap and trade is not the golden solution! Time for innovation...
  3. Le Matadors!: Spain will be your World Cup champion. ¡Victorioso!
  4. R.I.P. Palm: eh, the Pre was nice, but I haven't seen updates, new devices (Pixi doesn't count), and Apple and Android are just guns blazing. It'll be sad to see you go.
  5. Green tech: We've seen cars, homes, schools, and businesses. Look for some serious green innovation in the technology field to be coming. We could see cheaper materials manufacturing or more recycled products in our tech. (Samsung Reclaim-the corn phone)
  6. Hostage Situation: China will gain a monopoly on some world trade and everyone will be held hostage by the Chinese economy, all because of their foreign acquisitions. My only message to the world: good luck and god bless.
  7. 12G: A new data network will emerge after 3G networks around the globe get over-trafficked...look for some kind of new, possibly free medium (CLEAR's 4G?)
  8. Where?: I wasn't even aware that the Winter Olympics were in Vancouver this year. Look for low viewership. Maybe even lower than golf :P
  9. Tweetlight: A famous book or other major publication will be written entirely on Twitter. Have fun reading it...
  10. 2012? pa-shaw!: Finally. It will be publicly disproven. The record will be set straight.

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  1. naijaqueenJanuary 20, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    1. ppl will continue 2 watch golf.....wat else will we turn 2 wen we want2 fall aslep?
    2. wat exactly is cap & trade?? The term seems 2 be tossed around a lot in the news but i never understood wat xactly it is
    3.spain wont win the world cup-naija all the way!! btw its in s. africa just thought i should point that out
    4.palm, h maybe but theyve been in the game 4 a long time so i wouldnt count them out just yet
    5.I HAVE THE RECLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!
    6.yay that means more chinese food!
    7.dont care
    8.who freakin watches the WINTER olympics?? oh yeah nerds like u
    9. um ew
    10. u talkin bout the apocalypse?

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  2. WorldisGreenMay 23, 2010 at 7:08 AM

    1. nahh no way, esp after tiger
    2. its like u buy the right to pollute in the form of like tokens
    3. hell yes, spain rocks
    4. well, im counting em out
    5. YAYAYA!!!!
    6. no, it means ONLY chinese food.
    8. thats what im saying, nobody is going to anymore
    10. yes, its total BS

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